As some of you are aware we have created a new team by consolidating the testing and ethics team into one Agents team. This exciting development reflects the modern age of agents and not saving money as some troublemakers have whispered in dark places. This new team headed up by friend Alistair, is listed below and you should feel free to contact them (not in office hours).

Alistair  Cronski:

Alistair comes from The University of Moravia and holds a first in Science of Things and is good at tennis. Being a natural leader, he has my complete confidence in steering this new  team to greater things. Although harsh but fair, I am sure you will all welcome him into our forward thinking company.

David Smiff:

Originally employed at  the Rostov Oil Company, he brings with him a wealth of knowledge in the computing industry and is part of the Red Team testing team. His motto "I'll break the bastards one way or another" is often cited in computer circles. He once shook hands with Elon Musk and still has his pen.

Linda Farsifal:

Being beautiful and fit has not  dimmed her extensive knowledge of Ethics and other things. She comes to us from  The Latvian Coal Company and was famous for adding another letter to the LGBTQ synonym. If you wish to contact her she has an office connected to mine.

Lulu Harris:

Another expert in Ethics, has a first from Oxford in Theology and History. She does not wear water proof boots all the time as mentioned in her CV but sometimes normal shoes. She brings to the table all kinds of stuff, that is often hard to understand.

Other members of the team have been here ages so they need no mention.